bollocker 

{UK slang} a nitwit, hack, or general waste of DNA, who bumbles around uselessly like a pair of bollocks in the wind

Oi you spilled me pint, you nobby bollocker!

bollocker by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

wank bollocks 

really bad thing

oh mate thats totally wank bollocks

wank bollocks by wankbollocks December 7, 2021

Bollock Head 

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.

Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head

Bollock Head by Peekes May 22, 2016

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.

"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

Blocker Bait by Overdrive October 6, 2008

Bollocky Wank Shite 

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

Bollocky Wank Shite by Slugger11 March 14, 2011

Popup Blocker 

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

Popup Blocker by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

locker blocker 

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

locker blocker by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009