blump off 

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"

dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king

blump off by vince mildew January 26, 2009

bump off 

to kill, especially a planned hit.

The drug dealer paid a hit man to bump off the someone who owed him a lot of money

bump off by Libertine October 4, 2005

Bump Off 

Get out of my grill.

Bump off bitches, I didn't touch your kangaroo!

Bump Off by Bunko Girls May 16, 2008

Bump off 

When the unsub doesnt have anymoney to buy dope he can take a phone and bump it off for the dope .

Ol boy came to bump off your iphone 7 off for 30 cents I came out on top in that deal.

Bump off by #CapnIWontSaveHer November 28, 2017

bump off 

murder someone.

The gangsters threatened to bump off anyone who snitched to the police. (Note: This is a fictional scenario, and violence is not something to be taken lightly.)

bump off by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

bump it off 

1. To perform well sexually
2. To get the party started or enjoy oneself immensley at the party
3.To pump the bass very loudly thus exciting people to dance
4.To perform any task

1. Q:You hook up with Keisha at the club last night?
A:Hell yeah!I was bumpin' It OFF!
2. Bump it off nigga!Get it Krunk!

bump it off by Sugabur August 11, 2005

Blumpoff 

A competition held between 2 or more couples to see who gives and receives the best blumpkin. Points are won for large shits and more intense ejaculations.

Good luck at tonight's Blumpoff, I hear Jessica is a seasoned pro.

Blumpoff by Blump Lee February 12, 2025