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Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.
Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.
Dick Blood by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018

blood-to-dick ratio 

Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight
Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.
blood-to-dick ratio by Lootze March 19, 2014

shit on my dick or blood on my knife 

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Dick in the blood 

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.
If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick 

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick 

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.
After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.