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blumage (BLOO-muhj)

Blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor Jeff Goldblum. Hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from Jurassic Park) may also constitute blumage.
Thanks to the glasses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.

Dan has much greater blumage than Jack.
blumage by Hoss Reed May 18, 2009
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To pay homage to another's blog.
I have enjoyed her entries so much that I am posting a link to her blog, call it a 'blomage' if you will.
blomage by WeeLittleBit February 9, 2005
Yo bro you see that fat jawn

Yeah bro that’s bad Blemage
Blemage by Bootyclapper24 November 19, 2023

Carton de Blamage 

Carton de Blamage is a French term for the Trabant, a four-wheeled achievement of socialist automotive engineering which isn't completely dissimilar to a car.
1) See the smoke? Hear the noise? It's a corton de blamage!
2) Ello! I would like to purchase a car, monsieur Genosse. I said a car, not a carton de blamage!
3) I've seen enough of East Berlin and would like to go back to Paris now. Taxi! Taxi...? Oh no, it's a carton de blamage!