bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.

1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......

bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

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bitchass bullshit

A rather unique way to express distaste, disappointment, or just to say bullshit, especially said by Franklin Clinton.

"Do you have any copies of that book?"
"I'm sorry, but we're all sold out."
"Bitchass bullshit."

bitchass bullshit by GunnyMan4 July 14, 2016

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bitchass durant

A nickname for Kevin Durant given by the 2k YouTuber, KrispyFlakes. This was given to KD because of his move to GSW

Durant: Finals MVP after a 2k challenge

KP: "....and there is bitchass durant with the Finals MVP

bitchass durant by B4ll3r77 June 2, 2017

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Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.

Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."

Resting Bitchface by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015