besti 

online bestfriend

kaynen is my besti (online bestfriend)

besti by anonymouscool August 11, 2020

Besti 

A phrase used when someone’s actions are classed as embarrassing.

Imagine you are a waiter carrying drinks to a table and you drop them all on the floor in front of everyone.

“Omg he just done his besti in front of everyone haha!”

Or

Imagine you are on work video meeting and your parents walk in - that is ‘besti’ aka embarrassing.

Besti by theunk7579 October 2, 2022

Internet Apa Besti 

Internet Apa Bestis are best friends. They have never met, yet they're the bestest of friends. Your Apa besti is someone you share everything with, someone who knows you, your life, and your personality. If you manage to get an Apa besti, hold onto them, be thankful of them. You may never get another one.

Ajax is MY apa besti, do you have an Internet Apa Besti Karen?
No, sadly i do not have an Internet Apa besti.

Internet Apa Besti by much love, /toogie August 8, 2021

National hang out with ur besti/bff 

Every year the 1st of October comes around you hang out with ur besti/bff

Today is National hang out with ur besti/bff day can’t wait to go sing with lady gaga

National hang out with ur besti/bff by the stupied one October 15, 2021

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014