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Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.
Richard bender by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

wikipedia bender 

An hours-long plumbing of the depths of Wikipedia. One interesting article links to another and before you know it you've wasted the whole day. Often facilitated by mild stimulants, such as caffeine.
I just wanted to know the difference between bourbon and whiskey. The next thing I knew, my browser had dozens of tabs open on topics including Aegeus the goat-man, the 1932 Summer Olympics, and a list of the tallest structures in Norway. I was on a wikipedia bender.
wikipedia bender by double butt September 30, 2010

Rule Bender in Chief 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS and his posse of rule benders who, when touring public facilities, refuse to comply with the posted rules requiring facial masks.
Yeah, me and Mike get tested all the time and we don’t have this déclassé COVID thing...plus we’re really handsome guys; I hear they call me the Rule Bender in Chief!
Term used to describe a time span of over a couple days where you get extremely drunk or high and are too shitfaced to remember the events that occurred within that time period. You have to be wearing the same clothes you were before you started the bender or else it's not considered one.
Bender by Ghostboii October 27, 2019

Banana Bender 

Banana benders, people from Queensland, Australia, they are called this as Queensland produces over 90% of Australia's Bananas.
P1:Where are you from?
P2:Queensland
P1: You a Banana Bender?
P2:Yeah
Banana Bender by Ashling Hill July 19, 2012

Friender Bender 

According to Dodger this is a glutenous endeavour with ones best friends.
Let's go on a Friender bender and get some mediocre chilli!!
Friender Bender by Friender_99 June 24, 2012