bencheets 

Dopest motherfukka alive. Ballin ass nigga from the south side who dont give a fuk about nothin. Except pussy,money & weed.

Damn that nigga straight bencheets up in thia bitch, stackin racks

bencheets by Rickross da boss sauce January 13, 2014

becheetoed 

Covered in the powdery orange residue sprayed on Cheetos or other cheese puffs; usually an aftereffect of cheese snack consumption. Coined by Stephen Colbert on The Daily Show during coverage of the 2004 presidential campaign.

" ... clapping their pudgy, becheetoed hands in idiot glee ..." (first known usage)

"Hey, can you hand me a napkin? My hands are all becheetoed now."

becheetoed by B.Cheeto December 31, 2006

Benchies 

A group of team mates that enjoy warming up the bench during games. They laugh too much and are occasionally yelled at by coaches and other team mates. But they sure do know how to have one lovely of a time.

Dolly, Oscar, and Belva are benchies for the softball team.

Benchies by Spiffy13 November 11, 2009

Benches 

noun: related to "bitch" and "girlfriend". A snarky self identifying term that stems from American Idol's Season 8 winner Kris Allen, who apparently used the term in relation to a literal park bench on camera, but was told to not say it again on camera because with his southern accent it sounded like "bitch".

The term has been subsequently adopted by fans, most notably those from ONTD_AI.

"You already saw the new Kris Allen interview? Where at? Come on, hook a bench up!"

"Benches unite! Give 'til it hurts for Haiti!"

Benches by cadee February 9, 2010

benches 

similar to "bless you" but for coughing

*cough attack* "benches"

benches by fuckitfullsend March 28, 2020

Beancheese 

The delicious thin layer of cheese which tops the beans served at Mexican restaurants.

Yes, I would like rice and beans with my food, but could I get a little extra beancheese on that?

Beancheese by directrix1 June 20, 2019

Split the Bedsheets 

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

Split the Bedsheets by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012