bells mam 

the slow rising phenomenon of a huge fucking bitch, scrawled everywhere around the north-east of england area.

Ted: wow, that's pretty big!
Dave: Yeh, but it's not as big as bells mam
Ted: thats true, i stand corrected

bells mam by roy January 28, 2005

bells mam 

The name written and scratched around every table, wall chair, book and other surface in Grimsby, Cleethorpes and even America..

We Love You Bells Mam!

bells mam by Dan November 17, 2004

Bells Mam 

one huge fat ugly heffer only to be seen when using uthenasia or suicide, large quantitys of butter to be consumed by her

yeah what ever bell your mums still fat, she eats all the butter or man she is fat like "bells mam"

Bells Mam by Tomee December 6, 2003

Joe mama got ligma balls 

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

Joe mama got ligma balls by ShrekMemeTips October 24, 2019

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky

Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 by Hunky Requis with larger testi September 10, 2021

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)

last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch by awesome24678 May 26, 2010

Joe mamma balls 

I eat men for breakfast, dinner and lunch. I also make out with around 69 femboys every week

“Joe mamma balls” no way bruh 💀

Joe mamma balls by JohnnyS1ns September 12, 2021