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Beranger 

A musician that gathers huge crowds around him and takes people on a new adventure with music.
Usually a Beranger uses a complicated instrument or his voice.

As a very passionate human being he make for a great lover and friend.

Although he has a great leader personality, he sometimes forgets to take care of the people following him, which can lead to conflict. Beranger’s are known to be open minded and can usually resolve the conflicts by obtaining empathy and understanding of their surroundings.
Play Beranger on repeat!"
Beranger by windwhistle October 30, 2020
A german musical equipment manufacturer that produces its goods in china. Among many things they make mixers, amplifiers and microphones and sell them at significantly low prices. Often get a bad rap by professionals often times unfairly. While not all of their stuff is always the most reliable choice, their value is incredible and to most starving artists the accessibility to good gear at a fraction of the price of other brands is a godsend.
I would have to sell my house to buy most advanced mixing consoles but the behringer does the job just fine at a fraction of the price. The price difference much exceeds the quality difference.

Anders Behring Breivik 

Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags

Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.

With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.

Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.

bérangère 

Bérangère is the most beautiful and sexy girl in the word. She's clever and very attractive. She loves charm but she's also a nice person who love help people. A lot bit shy at first glance but very crazy when you kmow her. She's quite simply endearing. Don't loose her!
rangère Krief is an actress
bérangère by Bebeylamutine June 6, 2017

Behringer Territory 

An audio engineer's worst nightmare. When something sound related goes so wrong you can only compare it to some of the worst equipment to exist. One could be

a) Lacking Resources
b) Lacking time
c) Assigned impossible tasks with the expectation they can be done, and fast
d) and any combination of the 3
Someone gave me a concert multitracked in mp3 and want it mixed down tomorrow. I'm in Behringer Territory!

During the middle of a mix, the G5 stopped working. The engineer had entered Behringer Territory.

berangled 

A variation of bedraggled, meaning worn-out, ugly, old, stringy.
Person 1: Hey look at that jacket.
Person2: That berangled old thing.
berangled by puff_queen_13 April 5, 2009