beernertia 

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.

beernertia by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

Beermentia 

The short term impairment of cognitive function do to excessive consumption of alcohol the night before. Different from a hangover in that a person suffering from beermentia could be mistaken for clinically retarded

"Oh my god did Joe suddenly catch retardation?"

"Nah he is just suffering from beermentia"

pronounced BEER-MEN-SHIA

Beermentia by thead May 29, 2010

Beernesia

Loss of memory due to beer

I can't remember a thing from from last night-must be beernesia

Beernesia by beer devourer September 19, 2009

Silicone beernesia

Using beer as a reason for "amnesia".

Hey Sarah, i hope I didn't say some bad shit last night..I was so drunk I don't remember anything

Fuck off Bill save your silicone beernesia for someone who cares! %&*^%$$

Silicone beernesia by beer devourer September 19, 2009