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Meat Beaver 

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.
Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.
Meat Beaver by sir montavious January 24, 2006

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!
Meat Beater Peter by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

Meat Beater 

Some little geeky nerd who plays with himself and smiles cheesily all th etime. You always catch him with his hands around his crotch or somethin
You little meat beater, get your fuckin hands outta your pants.

Nigerian meat beater 

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.
I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

Meat beater 

a person who masterbaits way to much.
yo Scott is a meat beater.
Meat beater by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

Meat beater 

A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag
person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater
Meat beater by Dubiks April 12, 2019