Yer Maw's Baws 

1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother

2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task

1. Aye, yer maw's got baws ya tit!

2. Pish, yer maw's baws am doin that tosh!

Yer Maw's Baws by A-Whyte December 6, 2004

saws baws 

a phrase used by scrubs who think they're good at a game

1: yo you ready to stomp sum nubs?
2: is that even a question? im a saws baws
1: nah you just ks all day

saws baws by www.trollface.jpg May 9, 2011

saws baws 

a phrase used by scrub who thinks he's actually good at a game

1: Yo ! Up for a game?
2: Fo sho nigguh. I'm a saws baws

saws baws by www.trollface.jpg May 9, 2011

Skaggy Baws 

Scottish slang.
A name for someone too high on drugs,(usually Cocaine) to do anything properly,(usually sex)

Joes name should be Skaggy Baws

Skaggy Baws by Jas_T May 23, 2008

Saggy Baws 

Hugely over filled testicles caused by a distinct lack of use. Similar to Saggy Balls only originating from Scotland.

Aww man, mah Saggy Baws are chafing mah thighs, ah need tae empty.

Saggy Baws by CMcF May 26, 2012

saft baws

Scottish phrase meaning a testicular deficiency, a lack of manliness.

" Jimmy spewed his ring after only 4 pints last night" "Aye, he always did have saft baws"

saft baws by Derryboy September 1, 2012

Slanty Baws 

A Glaswegian colloquial term of endearment for Santa Claus/ St. Nicholas/ Father Christmas
A jolly, fat old bastard, who breaks into peoples houses every 24th December, steals all their cookies and milk, then leaves toys and gifts for young, spoiled, undeserving little fuckers more commonly known as "children".

Glesga slang : "Auld Slanty Baws will be emptyin his sack at ma gaff the night."

Translated into proper English "Jolly Old St. Nick will be visiting my house this evening to leave some festive gifts!!"

Slanty Baws by Jeremiah Jobbylips December 27, 2011