Mythical creature and wannabe dictator.

Its full name is Pervez W. Busharraf. According to The Huffington Post's Ali Eteraz, "this is what Pakistanis call their "enlightened moderate" (or is it, moderately enlightened) dictator."

Apparently Musharraf is now as popular and respected in Pakistan as Chimpy McFlightsuit is in the US. Yikes!

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Busharraf

'President' Busharraf declared a state of emergency and martial law in Pakistan. (November 3rd, 2007)

Busharraf by New Marquis de Carabas December 4, 2007

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Bashar al-Assad

The democratically elected president of Syria. He is not exactly evil monster dictator as US propaganda and western bullshit media (CNN, BBC) says.

Before Syrian civil war started, Syria was a peaceful country with happy citizens living in prosperity. What he did was to keep Syria away from western influence, and nationalize Syrian industries instead of giving them to western companies. Which pissed off USA and NATO imperialists, and they decided to ruin the shit out of Syria just like what they did to Iraq and Libya.

Bashar al-Assad is a good person.

Bashar al-Assad by p0seidon November 30, 2019

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Bashaar

A normal person who is a lot smarter tha the person who is reading this

Guy 1: You must be smart reading the urban dictionary

Guy 2: Not as smart as Bashaar.

Bashaar by AGuy193 May 15, 2018

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Basharat

The coolest man in the world, usually the funniest man you ever come across, a great sense of humor, no one is as good as Basharat.

WOW! Basharat is so handsome! I wish he was my boyfriend.

Basharat by Niamey__QuINn June 12, 2018

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