banana nut

Ingredients (1) banana. (2) nut. When you stick a banana in your ass beat off and right before climax you take out a chunk of the banana put it in your mouth and then nut

Guy:1 Did you hear that guy actually did the Banana nut challenge? Guy 2: Yeah, what a fucking savage.

by DiscretionofSeccesion June 14, 2017

Banana Nut

An act commonly performed during coitus wherein the male participant removes the penis from the vaginal/anal/auditory/visual/verbal/nasal orifice of his sexual counterpart just prior to ejaculation, whereupon he removes his prophylactic by taking the reservoir tip between the thumb and forefinger of both hands, peeling it off of the sexual organ like one commonly peels the skin from a banana. The Male participant must proceed to ejaculate on and around the face of his sexual counterpart, ensuring to cover the most real-estate possible between the hairline and the neckline including key areas such as the mouth, eyes, nose, and breast.

NOTE: By nature of the inherent actions taken to execute a "Banana Nut", one's penis MUST be sheathed in a prophylactic for a time between coitus and the execution of the "Banana Nut". see ( wrap it up ).

In some cases one may, mid-coitus, take on a prophylactic for the sole purpose of removing it during the execution of the "Banana Nut".

...since I didn't know her last name, I decided to wrap my junk, and when I finished laying pipe I peeled off that jimmy hat and blew a banana nut all over whatserface's face!

by Man, legend, Burt, Reynolds. December 14, 2010

Banana Nut

The action of putting peanut butter on your banana for more enjoyment.

“I love banana nuts!”

by FunkyFishFry August 24, 2018

Banana Nut Duck Bread

A phrase uttered by Greg in the Cartoon Network miniseries " Over The Garden Wall"

Greg: Ohh banana nut duck bread.

by The Original Kweej July 20, 2018

banana nut muffin

A type of pastry that immature people find humorous because:

A: "banana" is slang for penis
B: "nut" is slang for testicle
C: "muffin" is slang for vagina

Normal Person: "Hey, would you like a piece of my banana nut muffin?"

Absolute Douche: *laughing hysterically

by Yeah, that guy November 30, 2010

Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009