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I'm fairly sure this was Homestar's failed mimicry of Strong Bad deleting e-mail in the Strong Bad e-mail episode where he leaves and Homestar comes into the room and cannot figure out the word "deleted".
Baleted by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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A mix of the words ban and delete. Often used by administers and/or moderators as they have the power to do so. Balete originated from Homestar Runner, a popular flash site.
Please balete him before he causes anymore trouble.

She will be baleted as soon as possible for trying to hack our forums.
Balete by M.W.F. August 24, 2006

Baltzell 

A shy and quiet boy when you first meet him, but crazy and awesome when you become close enough. If you are nice to him and give him no reason to distrust you… well, he'll trust you. But if you do something out of line to him or one of his friends, it will be very hard to gain his trust back. He doesn't like to be rude, but He will lash out at you if you say something mean to him, his family, or his friends. He usually is never in a bad mood and it's very hard to get him angry, but when he is, it is the scariest shit ever. He is a very reliable person and will keep promises, but he will also tell lies. Normally, he will not like to share things about himself unless you are one of his very close friends. He is a very good listener, and will always make you feel better. Baltzell has a talent in arts, and has amazing gaming skills. He doesn't like to look upset in front of others, so He usually keeps his problems to himself. With hair as gorgeous brown and bright brown eyes, Baltzell is really a catch. However, he really isn't that into dating, so it would be difficult for him to accept you on a date. Also when he loves he loves different. You would be really lucky if you had a friend/boyfriend like him.

Baltzell is synonymical to Basil.
I have a crush on Baltzell.
Baltzell by The 17th Joker February 8, 2020
WOW I WANT TO BE BALTZY
Baltzy by Siaok May 30, 2021
One of the three Wise Men. Intelligent, Communicative, Deep thinkers. Can easily fall into depression. Thoughtful, caring individuals. Great sense of humor. Loves to laugh and sing out loud. A faithful and trustworthy friend.
I'm feeling kind of low...I could use a Baltzar about now.
Baltzar by Puttefnask November 4, 2011

karate balitzo

The act of going off on someone for misbehavior, misdeed or offense. Used often to express frustration at an individual deserving a serious reprimand.
I am going to go karate balitzo on you if you do not straighten up...
karate balitzo by Lee Hill July 30, 2005