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snatch you bald 

A threat to pull out all of one's hair. Often said by irate mothers.
"Give me that headband before I snatch you bald."
snatch you bald by MiloTheHobo September 19, 2009

Baldsnatchery 

That having to do with a bald snatch. Relating to a shorn pussy. That of a bald puss.
The baldsnatchery in the ladies locker room is incredible.

Baldsnatchery is very popular these days, but hair is making a comeback.

Cathy and Linda hooked up and decided to explore some baldsnatchery and they lost their 70’s style bushes as a result.
Baldsnatchery by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

ballsnatch 

The area between a man's ballsack and anus.
Every time I go on a long hike I chafe in my ballsnatch. It never fails.
ballsnatch by SquareGrooper July 20, 2009

ballsnatcher 

Someone who grabs someone's balls unsuspectedly and without warning.
"That bitch Terry just grabbed my balls, fucking ballsnatcher."
ballsnatcher by Terry Dowell Brown November 22, 2006

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

BallSnatch 

1. The compulsive itching of balls in a way that makes it look like your having a seizure with your hand(s) in your pants.

2. Someone who is making a complete ass of them-self.
Jamal: OMG! Is he having a seizure?
Ajou: Naw, it's ok. He's just being a BallSnatch.

Alfonso: Why'd you have to shit in the urinal? You're being such a BallSnatch!
BallSnatch by BlackMasta420 January 10, 2010