Devil's Bagpipe

Blowing a guy while he has a dump rearing out of his rectum...You push the breaching dump back in with your thumb, or for experienced piper's, a toe. Then the male will produce a low bellowing sound. This is the devil's bagpipe.

"Yo, dude, did you get a B.J. from that chick?"

"Nah, man...even better...she was blowin' my rod and then I felt a turtle head pokin out and she pushed it in with her thumb...I made this weird whale-ish kind of sound...I had heard legends of the devil's bagpipe, but never experienced it. It was so awesome!"

"Man, I want a devil's bagpipe!"

by Where's my dad? May 20, 2009

Hobo's bagpipes

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.

Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!

by Jackal178 January 6, 2023

bearded bagpipes

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

by brBling April 18, 2009

dirty bagpipes

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006

Playing the Bagpipes

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.

Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"

by Raiken June 16, 2010

Bagpipes from baghdad

The title of Eminem's song dissing nick cannon and his wife Mariah Carey.Bagpipes from Baghdad refers to a hookah.In the past hookahs were traditionally used for smoking Weed and opium.Saying someone is blowing on their bagpipes from Baghdad means they must be high.

Mark:you see that fox over there at the end of the bar
Jeff:yeah, why?
Mark:ima hit that
Jeff:yeah right bro you must be blowing on those bagpipes from baghdad

by 34567890730yrytiodf;hgkls;hru9 June 30, 2011

Mexican bagpipes

The ubiquitous leaf blower on the back of every Mexican lawn boy. It makes a terrible high pitched whining noise when played properly. It also leaves a telltale cloud of dust and low hanging air pollution. People pay the Mexican bagpipe player to blow dirt and leaves off of their property and onto their neighbor's lawn.

I had a terrible hangover and needed to sleep it off. Unfortunately a symphony of Mexican bagpipes serenaded me for an hour. I was left with migraine and a cloud of dust and spores that was blown into my window

by C-goat October 2, 2010