Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

Vertical Bacon Baguette by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

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<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.> by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

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Wand Bagon

A special type of bandwagon for dick riding Odd Future fans, meaning all odd future fans.

suburban white kid: GOLF WANG

listener of rap: shut up, you're just jumping on the Wand Bagon

Wand Bagon by rapisdead April 29, 2012

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Bagon

A Pokémon that evolves into Salamence. Used to denote when someone learns something that everyone already knew.

Person A: HAVE YOU NOT ENCOUNTERED FUCKING BAGON??????

Person B: IM SICK

Person C: THIS KEEPS GETTING WORSe

Person B: BAGON EVOLVES INTO SALAMENCE ???!?!!

Bagon by Bagonite October 4, 2023

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