Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little babytoes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's
the world I one day want to live in.
Seth:
You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my
bellybutton.
-quotes taken from imdb.com