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Stump Baby 

A child that is conceived without penetration; specifically the father's semen is placed in his hand and "patted" into the mother's vagina with an open-palmed slapping motion.
Did you hear about naladude? I hear he was a stump baby and that is why his parents exchange looks of knowing sadness and pity after everything he says.
Stump Baby by ponus January 20, 2009

babystomper 

Same meaning as that of kiddieslapper
but with two exeptions:
1) a babystomper can not refer to the sound of the stomp directed at the small child (this would be a babystomp).
2) babystomper generally revers to babies that are no more than 18 months old.
"My stephmother is the designated babystomper in our household"
babystomper by hvgellecum November 24, 2006