asslord 

the lord of asses . . . .

allen: wow . . . you can really do my ass like no other!

niall: yeah, thats because im an asslord

asslord by herebesmewatt November 13, 2011

Asslord 

A big asshole.

"I just met this very annoying asslord the next day."
"Oh, you mean Greg."

Asslord by weraptor October 23, 2018

assload 

more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

assload by bug August 31, 2003

bakers assload

a lot of something, one more than a shitload

dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now.

bakers assload by truecraigles October 7, 2008

Assload 

The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.

Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.

Assload by Darth Meatloaf April 28, 2011

Assword 

The secret password a couple uses to initiate sex later while in front of others. A password to Ass. or The un-safety word

While at my friends house party my girlfriend said "banana nut muffin", which is our assword. we proceeded to head towards the attic for some alone time.

Assword by Gshocklover June 15, 2013

assload 

A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.

Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.

assload by DJ Dropa Duce December 6, 2009