assbestos

a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.

Jimmy is currently suing his boss after he was repeatedly exposed to dangerous assbestos fibres.

assbestos by Mhaggis November 4, 2011

assbestos

A fire-resistant material dat's used to make protective diapers for folks who are concerned about someone's "lighting a fire under their behinds".

Given all da "flaming" political pressure dat Congressmen are under from their citizens, they might do well to sew patches of assbestos into their trouser-seats.

assbestos by QuacksO June 9, 2024

asbestos hands 

What my aunt and lots of waitstaff have, that let you take a hot plate right out of the oven without an oven mitt.

"Damn! I just burned my hand on this! That waitress must have asbestos hands."

asbestos hands by MSG November 17, 2006

Asbestorant 

A restaurant that specializes in serving asbestos

Come down to the Asbestorant! We serve the best asbestos in the westos!

Asbestorant by Werrywit January 14, 2023

Asbestos Newt 

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.

"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"

Asbestos Newt by Bapup November 28, 2011

Asbestos flaygon 

Used when you cannot understand the pronunciation when an oriental person speaks.
From the Youtube hit and meme, Tuts my Barreh

*At a Korean fast food*
Waiter: Me saff yu. wot yu rike?
Bob: Sorry what was that? I just want one beef fried rice to go.
Waiter: Bif frai rai? Hokey. Anatha?
Bob: What? That's all
Waiter: Chenku
Bob: And asbestos flaygon you too

Asbestos flaygon by stuntdunk June 13, 2013

asbestos 

A mineral used for insulation that is fatal when its fibers are inhaled and is associated with asbestosis (scarring of the lungs), lung cancer, and methothelioma. Theres many types of asbestos. One type is called Chrysotile, or, most commonly referred to as "White Asbestos" that has a melting point of 1500°C. Because if its resistence to both high heat and chemicals it was widely used from the 1880's to the late 1970's in many industrial applications, as well as in many homes.

Old buildings are full of asbestos. The best thing to do is encapsulate. If it is friable, in bad condition, call asbestos abatement crews to come treat it. Asbestos poses no threat if it is in good contition.

asbestos by nimbys_suck July 26, 2003