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chapping ass 

Dude, your really chapping ass... Get it together
chapping ass by shubosky March 18, 2015

chapping my ass 

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

Ass Clapping Thunder Whore 

someone being of bitchy status, with no regaurds to you or your personal state of mind.
Kori was being a bitch one night and called me a dick..
So I politely replied "suck on my fun stick you Ass Clapping Thunder Whore"

Ass clapping 

The sound made when someone super THICC walks and there ass cheeks clap together
β€œYou know that thicc chick is coming when your here her ass clapping like a round of applause”

National Ass Clapping Day 

August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.
Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!

Ass clapping 

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.
Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.
Ass clapping by Mathew Green August 10, 2016