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asskissery 

the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.
She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.
asskissery by infinityx December 30, 2008

trump asskisser 

A die hard Republican that will support Donald Trump regardless of what he says or does even if it involves sexual assault or other serious allegations. Undying loyalty to Donald Trump and his madness.
Person 1: That guy really likes Donald Trump.
Person 2: Oh, he must be another Trump asskisser.
trump asskisser by JOBLO41 May 20, 2018

Asskissery 

The act of becoming a seasoned ass kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.
At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.

Jewy Asskisser 

A person seeking some sort of advancement from a Jewish individual by spreading his/her butt-cheeks and kissing their ass-hole leaving a brown residue on their nose. (Usually asking for money because of the assumption that Jewish people have a lot of it).
Guy 1: What does Fellman think he's going to get from being such a Jewy Asskisser?
Guy 2: I dunno. Ask Ryan his nose is already brown.
Jewy Asskisser by ImaBadFish January 6, 2008

asskisser 

I can't stand people who Jeff Kreinbrook their way to the top
asskisser by skinser September 24, 2003