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Apologetic Mushroom 

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.
Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!

Apologetic Alcoholic 

Someone who apologizes a lot after drinking a lot
When he drinks he is such an apologetic alcoholic.

apologetic bitch 

A person who is terrible at standing their ground when acting like a bitch. They lack the ability to own their attitude if it's too mean, unkind, or bitchy. It's regretful for them.
She can never stand her ground when she puts her foot down in frustration... she's an apologetic bitch.
apologetic bitch by BefallenWisdom December 11, 2019

apologetic guffaw

Refers to where someone noisily pretends to regret an action --- such as turning off a light, splashing water, etc. --- which caused someone else momentary shock and/or outrage, when in reality said prankster was completely intentional in performing said minor atrocity, and has gotten a huge giggle out of the hilarious-to-him distressed reaction of his "victim"!
Dude #1: flips the ceiling-light off in an otherwise-darkened garage where he is fully aware that his buddy is working
Dude #2: indignantly: Yo!!
Dude #1 in a classic "apologetic guffaw" tone "Huh-hoh --- saww-rreee" gives a big grin as he flips the switch back on again.
apologetic guffaw by QuacksO December 5, 2020

apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles 

verbally long word
bro have you heard?
what?
apologetic pneumonia with a fractured ginglymus while at a dj listening to the beatles!!!
what the fuck are you talking about

overly-apologetic 

a person who apologizes too much or a person who apologizes for things that don't need an apology
you need to stop being so overly-apologetic.