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allerd by Allred’s secret lover September 11, 2020
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I’m allergic to glib.

I’m allergic to glib. — a glib response inspired by the style of the playwright Bertoldt Brecht that foregrounds the apparatus of glibness used as a counter offensive weapon.

This is a 21st century technique derived from the of 20th century insult of introducing a landline interlocutor to your friend “click” and hanging up a phone rapidly terminating a conversation.

Because of the way we now communicate, “snark” is the “word play of choice”. And many people have become “keyboard commandos and combatants”.

Often a dismissive rejoinder is required to reply in as few characters as possible based on 21st century attention spans and mediums of choice like text or Twitter and Facebook.

“I’m allergic to glib” is a wonderful way to terminate an electronic conversation while simultaneously dismissing the “snark-er”.

Like most comebacks, ultimately, this will become overused (see speak to the hand); so, use it while it lasts.

The good news is that if one uses and studies the writings of Bertoldt Brecht ; then, the only limit to creatively generating Brecht-ian conversation rejoinders is individual creativity and wit.
I actually read hard copy books and stay away from electronic platforms like Facebook and Twitter because I’m allergic to glib.

Mentally Allergic

To hate someone or something with a passion, to the point of feeling sick when it or they near...

To show invollentary physical signs(shuddering, cringing, face or body twitching, eyes-rolling) of hate towards an Item or Person when it nears.
That person that makes you cringe at first sight... you're mentally allergic to them.

That country music singer's voice that sickens you at first sound... You're mentally allergic to it.

That certain food that the sight/smell/taste of makes you wanna puke... you may not be physically allergic to it, but you are mentally allergic to it!!!

Cool guy: standin' chillin.
Village idiot: "hey dude, What's up?"
Cool guy: Shuddering, body shaking, green in the face, "get away from me!"
Village idiot: "what's wrong?"
Cool guy: "I'm mentally allergic to you!"

Salvador Allende 

Socialist hero and champion of the poor who was President of Chile from 1970-73. He was the first democratically elected Marxist in human history; a friend of Fidel Castro and admirer of revolutionary Che Guevara, yet he was totally dedicated to achieving socialism through peaceful, legislative means. Eventually his nationalization policies pissed off American multinational corporations and he was killed in a coup d'etat engineered by the CIA, replaced with a blood-soaked pro-US dictator named Augusto Pinochet, whose reign of terror lasted 17 years.
Salvador Allende was a man of the people, and thus an enemy of American corporate fascism.

"Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers! These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice, and treason." - Salvador Allende, September 11, 1973.
Salvador Allende by allendevive November 10, 2008

allergies 

the worst disease known to man. cannot be cured, only treated with drugs such as the sleep-inducing Benadryl (Diphenhydramine), the delaying Singulair (Montelukast), or the ineffective Claritin (Loratadine). typical symptoms include sneezing; runny, itchy, or stuffy nose; watery eyes; and general grumpiness and irritability.
Do you want to go shopping?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go watch a movie?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go anywhere?

ALLERGIES!!!
allergies by ZeldaMcFly September 1, 2010

He's got allergies 

A comedic phrase used by students referring to a fake reason a person skipped school.
Teacher: Is Will here today?
Student: No, he's got allergies again.
He's got allergies by HamesJ January 7, 2017