Zitzer 

A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face with a chocolate pretzel dick.

It was getting hot, and she had just ate some utz's chocolate covered pretzels, when he shoved his piece into her foodhole, she didn't even have time to avoid the zitzer. She got zitzed in the face by his big utz's chocolate covered cock.

Zitzer by Sp3ctr3 March 30, 2008

Zitler 

Any blemish, usually in the form of a pimple or zit, that is located on the philtrum. Giving you the appearance of a Hitler mustache.

I hate waking up to find out I have a new Zitler

Zitler by MyFryHole July 22, 2011

zitler 

a zitler is a racist with bad acne

that dude with bad acne was extremely racist he had to be a zitler

zitler by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 4, 2009

zitler 

a pimple or zit, directly above the upper lip

Man, that zitler's ready to pop!

zitler by Duda2 June 22, 2006

zithers 

A comparison for 'faggot' or 'gay', normally used in north american culture.

he's as gay as zithers

zithers by mljagm November 16, 2009

Joshua Zitzelsberger 

the coolest kid in school- your local bad boy-and so much more.
taller than zac, and it's zac's fault That josh annoys him

oh my gosh Joshua Zitzelsberger is sooo much taller than zac

Joshua Zitzelsberger by shrek the god42 January 3, 2022

Zithers 

Noun. A description a person who is perceived to be an extremely faggy little bitch who is a pathological liar and jackhole. The individual in question is extremely annoying, petty, spiteful, and prone to wild emotional swings and yet is tolerated by his peers because a member of his immediate family (most often his mom) has no self respect and as such is a complete whore like Cartman's mom.

A Zither's social status is tenous and dependent upon (1) the extent to which people can laugh at how awful his life is, (2) the quality of gifts married men bring his mom, and (3) how humerous his self hatred is.

Why are we hanging out with this piece of shit?

He's a total Zithers and my balls are blue as hell.

Sweet, once that married dude busts his nut we'll get our dicks wet!

Zithers by mljagm November 25, 2009