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The coolest of the cool. The fleeberest of the fleebs. When you step into the same room as him, he is shining. Everyone knows about this person. When someone has this title given to them, they have it for life, like herpes. They are rarely ever called by their real name.
Dude is Zeeber here?
Nah dude. Bro woah.
I thought he was coming?
Zeeber? Nah dude. Bro woah.
Zeeber by TravisScott March 29, 2017
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Dirty Zerbert 

As she performs felatio from behind on the penis that is tucked back between the legs the man fires a cum warning in the form of fart on her forehead
Honey, would you rather go have sushi tonight or stay in for a Dirty Zerbert?
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The name for the mysterious ninja in the Emirati version of "powerpuff girls"....
only showed up in one episode for a few brief scenes. She basically beat up a pop rock group.

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Zeebee would basically use a combination of capoeira and gymnastic prowess to conquer her foes. Oh, and this loud grunge music would play in the background when she showed up, adding to the cool factor.
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I'm guessing the name Zee"BEE" came from Muhammad Ali's saying "FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE"...a quote which aptly fits this intriguing character.
"Zeebee strikes fear into the hearts of pop stars everywhere"
Zeebee by MoniJaan1 April 3, 2010
A woke person who zeek for knowledge and skills.
Q:ARE YOU A ZEEKER?
A:YES I AM A ZEEKER!

Q:WHO ARE YOU?
A:I AM A MOTHERFUCKING ZEEKER!

Q:DO YOU KNOW ZEEKER?
A:YES IM USING ZEEKER, IM FROM THE FUTURE.
ZEEKER by theoneandabove September 26, 2018
The other definitions have the right meaning (a sloppy kiss where you blow, making a farting sound,) but this spelling and pronunciation have diverged from the original, and should be considered incorrect.

This word was first introduced on "The Cosby Show", (Season 2, Episode 11) and explicitly spelled out "ZRBTT". It was also clearly pronounced without the final "r" sound given here. It was spelled repeatedly by several characters. The subtitles as aired on the show spelled it "Zurbitt" when Bill Cosby was pronouncing it as if it were a real word. Part of the joke of this word is that it's a nonsense spelling without vowels.

In the episode, Vanessa was practicing for a spelling test, and Rudy kept interrupting, asking what a series of nonsense letters spelled. The following, including spelling, is taken from the subtitles as transmitted.
Rudy: Vanessa, what does "Q-N-G-H" spell?

Vanessa: Nothing. Give me another word.

Rudy: What does "Z-R-B-T-T" spell?

Vanessa: Nothing!

Rudy: How come when you spell it's a word and when I spell it it's nothing?

Vanessa: Dad, I'm studying very hard for the spelling test, and she keeps asking dumb questions.

Cliff: I don't think anybody asks dumb questions. What's your problem?

Rudy: What does "Z-R-B-T-T" spell?

Cliff: "Z-R-B-T-T" spell? Uh... That's zurbitt. Zurbitt... uh.. You know what I think a zurbitt is? I just remembered. A zurbitt is this:

(makes zrbtt on Rudy's cheek.)

(UrbanDictionary forces me to include the misspelling "zerbert" here.)
zerbert by Irwin M. Fletcher March 18, 2010
The best mother fucking best last name that deserves every damn right in this whole damn world. Whoever has this last name has the best in the world and the best ever luck.
Zweber family has the best luck ever I need to change my fucking name
Zweber by Beast model February 21, 2019
The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise.
"I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I was awakened by some homeless man giving me a zerber."