Write Wood

To get someone worked up about something that will never happen.

Preface: The party host doesn't know any girls.

Dialogue:
Party Host: We're having a party at the condo. There are going to be a lot of girls there.

Friend: Don't "write wood"! We know it's going to be all dudes.

Write Wood by efdseandonww March 22, 2011

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White woodchuck

When someone throws the article used to clean up the semen after sex in your face

We’d just got done banging, and not two seconds later he threw the White woodchuck in my face

White woodchuck by White woodchuck February 12, 2021

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Write Wood • White woodchuck • Whitewood • write off • write • Write for a large audience • Write up • *write* • write a book about it • write a call

Whitewood

a small mountain town in the San Gabriel mountains of soCal, where the majority of the "townfolks" are white. during winter snow storms there is a LARGE influx of snow players (spalyers to townfolk) who are mostly hespanic.most locals hate this and post borderline racist coments on the local website WWW.WRIGHTWOODCAILF.COM

white is right,whitewood is really right.

Whitewood by im_nu2 March 24, 2009

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