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Wally Darling 

Wally Darling is someone from a ARG (Alternate reality game) called "welcome home" . They can somewhat eat with their eyes and have a dark backstory. They also call you neighbor alot. they have their eys open most of the time and barley blink.
some random person: Hi Wally Darling!
Wally Darling: Hello neighbor~

Wallypalooza 

When a girl is giving you the best head you've ever received and you just know she's going to not only let you come in your mouth but swallow the entire load while gazing lovingly/lustfully in your eyes but then she pulls you out and slaps you as hard as she can on your balls. You then start crying like a bitch and she posts it on Youtube. The name derives from some dude named Wally who didn't get head often but whenever he did this happenedd to him, coincidentally.
Damn I was just bust the biggest nut of my life when the hoe gave me a Wallypalooza!!!
Wallypalooza by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

Wally World 

another name for Wal~Mart
Kids, get in the car. We're going to Wally World! While we're there we will: get our tires rotated, change the oil in the van, get our eyes checked, get hair cuts, get our portraits taken, fill our prescriptions, renew our fishing license, get groceries, buy new bicycles, TV and blue ray, get party decorations, have lunch, go to the bank, apply for a job . . . .
Wally World by petermante September 12, 2011

Club Wally 

I am going to hang out at Club Wally Wally World tonight.
Club Wally by spen53 April 12, 2015

Wally Gong 

DMT Totting, LSD Licking, Amyl Sniffing, Pill Shelving, Blow Darting, Nang Inhaling, Speed Balling, Wrist Rolling, Horse Riding and Tranquilising person/s ie usually hard to locate like the og Wally himself.

Though unlike the self-satisfying pleasure of finding Wally, Wally Gongs have more of a tendency for self-harming through their greedy consumption of illicite substances
New years day; "How many times Johnny, stop rolling the wrist over! I know you miss Christmas already, but its not tomorrow just because you arent sleeping you bloody Wally Gong.
Wally Gong by Blow Darter February 16, 2020

Wally pipped 

When someone in a role temporarily leaves their position and is replaced by a much better unknown person who then takes over the position
When Carson Wentz got hurt, Nick Foles wally pipped him and won the superbowl
Wally pipped by Marchspades September 6, 2018