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workwords 

Cheery, professional sounding words that you say in the context of your work role that harbor hostility and aggression that you can’t express outwardly.
Yes, my workwords absolutely do mean “fuck off” when I say “no worries,” or “fuck you” when I am telling you to “have a nice day!”
workwords by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

Wordwork 

The formation of words into text for professional purposes. Usually done by a professional writer.
The copywriter demonstrated superior wordwork in the Time Magazine article.
Wordwork by Starrwriter July 1, 2007

Bishop Wordsworth's School 

A grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of Jack Wills whores. It is also rife with wild animals such as a monkey, a walrus and a slug.

Widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum.

Also known as BWS and Bishop's.
a: I go to Bishop Wordsworth's School.
b: Oh, that explains why you look like a fag.

a: You see that walrus over there?
b: Yes, why?
a: It's why I failed Biology.
A word or phrase that runs through your head repeatedly, much like the musical 'earworm'.
After reading the line 'let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles' from Fox in Socks by Dr Suess, I said to my friend, 'That's going to be my wordworm today.'
wordworm by Nomio123 February 6, 2015

Wordyworm 

Someone who diverts attention from the core point in an argument by taking offence or paying excessive attention to the individual words used.

It's similar to the strawman fallacy.

This tactic is quite effective in that the person making the original point becomes distracted and usually ends up forgetting or relinquishing their core argument because they end up addressing the wordworm's objections.
Protagonist:, I think you need to understand why I'm feeling a little upset about (insert issue here). Can you allow me to explain?
Wordyworm: What? you're saying I'm stupid? That I don't understand?
Wordyworm by D Nijjar January 31, 2019

wordsworth 

A person who is very formal in every aspect of their life. They articulate their words to make it known to everyone that they know what they are talking about. They look immaculate in the way they dress and do their hair. This person always gets straight A's without breaking a sweat! Every girl in the neighbourhood will be after him.
He Always Looks Handsome... Such A Wordsworth!
wordsworth by WilliamM0503 March 16, 2017