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jazz woodbine 

A small marijuana cigarette, generally smoked in a dingy little bar in New Orleans by jazz guitar and piano maestros.
Tommy was smoking a Jazz woodbine and his picking was fucking on fire dude...you should have been there...it was like, Whoh there...outta sight...
jazz woodbine by merryment May 8, 2005

Woorabinda 

Nice little tribe where the black fellas smoke weed and sniff fuel,
ayy cunt fukin magpie swop me in woorabinda
Woorabinda by rasta aussie 69 October 17, 2019

jamaican woodbine 

A Jamaican woodbine in the car park beforehand gets me through!

Wordability 

Being able to create a new word and having the skill to place it in casual conversation, without anyone else noticing that its not really a word.
Jim has great wordability. He called his best bud "triawesome" and nobody questioned it.
Wordability by Private Eyeball October 16, 2009

wootability 

A shitty little GameFAQs-spinoff site with a userbase nearly entirely from GameFAQs. Despite these two facts, the entirety of the userbase goes completely batshit whenever GameFAQs is mentioned. Go figure.

Characterized by 5 groups of users:

The Druggies - they do durgs liek omigosh, pay attention to them for it!
The Weeaboos - how dare they like places that aren't America!
The Niggers and Foreigners - self-explanatory
The Atheists - note: they are all 12
The Women - they have vaginas

Each of these groups is at one point the designated site punching bag, cycling every couple of months or so.

A universal punching bag, however, is the site administrator Padgoi, who has completely rehauled the forum over 9000 times in a futile effort to attract more users so someday he can sell off the site for an extraordinary amount of tacos.

At the time of this writing he is in an exceptionally jewwy mood, warning people left and right for borderline posts just because he's a psycho control freak. Note that this is, in the long run, harmless, because no one stays banned from Woot for over 2 weeks anyway (take it from someone who just got off their 3rd ban and will likely earn their 4th just for this little UD entry).
tl;dr = Wootability is mostly annoying, but if you're the right kind of person for it you wouldn't choose any other forum over it.
wootability by SnowyTechno December 9, 2008

WOODBINE TENNESSEE 

A PLACE FAR MORE GUTTER THAN ANTIOCH.THE TRUE TRENCHES OF SOUTH NASHVILLE.A WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD BASED ON SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.A VERY WELL ORGANIZED ENVIRONMENT.PREDOMINATELY RAN BY WHITES AND LATINOS.FROM THE FAIRGROUNDS TO HARDING PLACE.
THE SNOBBY ASS PEOPLE ASKED LARRY, WAS HE FROM "WOODBINE TENNESSEE",AND HE REPLIED "FUCK YEAH IM FROM WOODBINE BITCH" AND THEN HE SPIT ON THEM AND TOLD THEM TO GET THE FUCK ON DOWN THE ROAD.