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Dr. Witinok
A 8th grade science teacher that is obsessed with rocks. Has very hard punishments. No one really knows how old she is, but it is estimated that she is over 200. Her worst nightmare is that one of here rocks breaks
Person A: guess what we did in science today in Dr. Witinok's class
Person B: Learned about rocks?
Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?
Person B: No but I can believe that.
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Person B: Learned about rocks?
Person A: Yeah!
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Person A: did you know that Dr. Witinok sleeps with a piece of Granite?
Person B: No but I can believe that.
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Dr. Witinok by personthatgoestoschool June 5, 2011
Witrospect
To look back on or contemplate on a past humorous situation and realize a more witty comment to have said.
When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."
In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.
I said "No, honey."
In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.
Witrospect by [B]Saint June 9, 2008
wikiread
to read a book(usally a famous book and usally done for school) by checking its entry on Wikipeida to learn the plot, beging, middle, end and all the other key points without readin for hours on end
guy 1:Dawg our test on (Lord of the flies/catcher in the rye/The count of Monte crisco etc.) is in 2 hrs and I haven't read the book
guy 2: just go on Wikipedia and wikiread it and you'll get all the key points.
guy 2: just go on Wikipedia and wikiread it and you'll get all the key points.
wikiread by David Granderson March 8, 2007
witisipi
Wrap It. Tap It. Smack It. Pack It.
The Be All - End All advice to any guy for any chick problem he ever has.
It never fails to fix any problem, it simply helps prioritize and clarify.
The Be All - End All advice to any guy for any chick problem he ever has.
It never fails to fix any problem, it simply helps prioritize and clarify.
Father: Son, remember what I told you...Witisipi.
Son: Yes, father. I'll always remember to wrap it, tap it, then smack it and pack it.
Father: I'm so proud of you.
Son: Yes, father. I'll always remember to wrap it, tap it, then smack it and pack it.
Father: I'm so proud of you.