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wikiread 

to read a book(usally a famous book and usally done for school) by checking its entry on Wikipeida to learn the plot, beging, middle, end and all the other key points without readin for hours on end
guy 1:Dawg our test on (Lord of the flies/catcher in the rye/The count of Monte crisco etc.) is in 2 hrs and I haven't read the book

guy 2: just go on Wikipedia and wikiread it and you'll get all the key points.

wikiread by David Granderson March 8, 2007
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wikireality.ru 

They also whitewash crazy animals like OneLittleMouse with 250 bans per 2 weeks as some white knights on the Internet.
Reads OneLittleMouse at wikireality.ru but then says wat.

I know OneLittleMouse - said no one.
I trust OneLittleMouse - said no one.
OneLittleMouse is a cool guy - said no one.
wikireality.ru by Barkingdog September 1, 2023

wikireality 

Reality as defined by the masses (usually in a large collective of internet junkies); refering to the source of all truth, wikipedia, a medium where random facts are collected and corrected by others who are just as uneducated as the rest
"I reject your reality and substitute wikireality, as defined by wikipedia"
wikireality by ryanpav September 3, 2006

wikipeadophile 

Someone who spends too much time on wikipedia and knows the answers to some of the most useless questions.
I think Dave is a wikipeadophile, he bored me for 25 minutes with the origins of the car cup holder.
wikipeadophile by chrsjcb July 24, 2009

wikireality.ru 

A heavily censored place as well. Users can see animals like Ole Førsten here. Many valid concerns are simply removed here.
- I'm some anonymous asshole at wikireality.ru

- Hail Putler, Wikireality!
wikireality.ru by Barkingdog June 4, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026