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Wintermint Surprise 

Sexual position in which the female chews a piece of Wintermint gum until it softens and then inserts it into her anus; subsequently flatulating- creating a bubble. The bubble then pops on the face of the male who's face is below her. The male becomes overwhelmed with the grotesque aroma of her gas and then passes out due to extreme arousal.
"Hey Kyle, how was the strip club last night?"

"It was great man, that bitch gave me a Wintermint Surprise. It was so awesome."

"You're fucked up dude."
Wintermint Surprise by Dalane August 26, 2013

wintermanteled

When you get so fucked up you can’t see straight ,let alone talk to someone and look them straight in the eye. Or you spill shit everywhere
I was with my boys last night and I got so WINTERMANTELED ,!I got caught off from the bar and shit my pants.

winterman 

Winterman, Andrew: Man who has the largest nipples known to man. They are bigger than Kevin's, steamier than Pratt's during a snow storm, and hairier than Julian's.
Barry White's voice is as deep as Winterman's nipples are ginormous.
winterman by Anal March 4, 2004