Wig-on

When ones pubic hair wraps around ones penis and creates a 'wig' after a session of cold water or low temperature exposure.

When blood returns to normal flow, pubic hair is ripped out by the wig.

The wig-on is pre-pain to the hard-on

"The surf was awesome dude... "
"Yeah but the water was bullshit cold!"
"I know dude... hey check out that hot chick!!!"
...
Several seconds later...
...
"Aaaaarrrrghhhhhh... I've got a Wig-on"

Wig-on by The original Angry Pirate September 19, 2009

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I'd put a wig on her

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.

Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

I'd put a wig on her by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

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Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

Put a wig on it by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

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ugly orange with a wig on

donald trump
DONALD TRUMP
YOU HEARD ME
DONALD TRUMP!!!! 🤢

person 1: "hey have yall seen that ugly orange with a wig on at the election"?
person 2: "yes donald tramp is such a bastard"
person 3: "yes vote biden"!!!

ugly orange with a wig on by 🐩 puppy person November 5, 2020