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The act of trolling an area with your laptop in hand trying to pick up a free WIFI signal.
I went wifishing in my friend's apartment but the only signal I could catch was in the bathroom.
wifishing by BroncoBingham April 27, 2006

winding me up 

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.
I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL
winding me up by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

MiFinding 

When someone spends all their time on the social networking app MiFinder, to the point of addiction.
Guy # 1: Hey where's Sally gone?

Guy # 2: She's still upstairs MiFinding! She need to get a move on as we're leaving!
MiFinding by AMd May 4, 2013

Winding You Up 

Teasing someone or making fun of them.
It's not true he's just winding you up.
Winding You Up by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008

Winding and grinding 

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.
Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

winding your ass and scratching your watch 

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.
Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!