Whordrobe 

A collection of extremely revealing clothing, purposefully used to lure or entice others. Often times, it is used to intimidate or anger fellow competitors. May result in a feeding frenzy when mixed with alcohol and hip hop music.

Last night Kristin reached into the depths of her whordrobe for her bachelorette party; all eyes were on her thigh high boots, diminutive mini skirt, and leather corset.

Whordrobe by Tomatillo December 9, 2008

Whordrobe 

A special collection of clothing in any wardrobe that assists a person to promote or reveal their slutty or whorish qualities.

OMG....did you see the new 6" heels I added to my whordrobe for our upcoming Vegas trip?

Whordrobe by coolhandlukeduke November 22, 2011

wordrobe 

A person's vocabulary

Wow, look at that guy writing. He sure has an extensive wordrobe!

wordrobe by ren May 1, 2004

Narnia Wardrobe 

When a girl mysteriously stops putting out, much like the way the wardrobe to Narnia sometimes doesn't allow for penetration into the mysterious land beyond.

After that spanish seagull, she just turned into a narnia wardrobe. Fuck.

Narnia Wardrobe by fornicatia December 9, 2009

wardrobe therapist 

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire

Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.

wardrobe therapist by ayyfron August 6, 2010

wardrobe malfunction 

An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.

Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.

wardrobe malfunction by Frankie Frog November 19, 2004

Webcam Wardrobe 

The clothing you wear during a (usually work-related) webcam meeting. Since only the areas the camera sees is your upper body, many webcam correspondents choose not to bother wearing pants. This can lead to embarrassment if said correspondent stands up or accidentally moves the camera, putting their pantslessness on display.

The big long-distance meeting with the head of the NY branch was going pretty well until I stood up...I hadn't shaved my legs in a month and was wearing my webcam wardrobe, ratty old briefs with multiple stains.

Webcam Wardrobe by hana12343214 December 22, 2010