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whalelard
An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming
Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard
whalelard by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018
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Whalelord Goddess
A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.
Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"
Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"
Whalelord Goddess by fineaus March 11, 2017
The Wholely Trinity
The spiritual, mythical, msytical and human creators of 'Drink Club'.
Philosophers, theologists and geeks throughout the ages have tried to determine if such utterly awesome and good looking "gods" ever existed. To this day "The Wholely Trinity" has been deemed as real as a man with no head, or as "just plain out there" as a nightmare with Santa Claus in it where he's wearing one of your shoes.
The debate continues... Some ask: "What's the pint"?
Philosophers, theologists and geeks throughout the ages have tried to determine if such utterly awesome and good looking "gods" ever existed. To this day "The Wholely Trinity" has been deemed as real as a man with no head, or as "just plain out there" as a nightmare with Santa Claus in it where he's wearing one of your shoes.
The debate continues... Some ask: "What's the pint"?
And so it was that from the 2nd to the 8th days The Wholely Trinity doth createth Drink Club for all to behold in awe and even more awe their ability to etch'o'sketch, create, and organise. Andeth in so doing so they hath demostrateth their ultimate powers, knowledge and classical good looks.
The Wholely Trinity by Lobda Bollokov August 11, 2009
whaley bridge
Whaley is a small town located near the A6. The "hard" people from Whaley are normally very posh. If you want loads of free stuff I advise you go to Sunlan. The population mainly consists of posh twats and hipsters. Definitions for the hipsters of Whaley is too "mainstream"
whaley bridge by Chavlyf November 28, 2013
Whalley Backalley
A sex position named after the district of Whalley, Surrey. Canada.
A Whalley Backalley is when you take two fingers and proceed to finger your partner's anus, followed by your anus, and then to your partner's mouth.
A Whalley Backalley is when you take two fingers and proceed to finger your partner's anus, followed by your anus, and then to your partner's mouth.
Hey bro, I heard Nato got Whallied (Short form for Whalley Backalley) by Egghead this weekend! Hahaha!
Whalley Backalley by FreakStyleNoStyle June 11, 2018