Vlingered 

To completely ruin a conversation or social activity by making a disgusting or inappropriate comment.

We were having a really nice time at brunch until Morgan vlingered us by talking about his genital warts.

Vlingered by jose snow March 7, 2011

slingered 

the position you assume before bad things take place.

to be screwed over or taken advantage of.
originally coined in VFA-105 Gunslingers strike fighter squadron in the navy.

Better Tell Bob to be on time for work or he'll get slingered.

slingered by yellowutility July 19, 2009

Slingered 

When spending time with assumed friend and said friend hijacks your intellectual property. Also known for when talking to someone and mid conversation they walk away. You just got slingered.

Wow, someone stole your idea for a shirt design? You just got slingered.

Slingered by saltgirl November 8, 2019

Klingered

Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.

"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"

Klingered by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007

flingered 

getting fucked up the ass while getting fingered at the same time

person1: howd it go with amy last night
person2: i flingered her good!!!
person1: nice one!

flingered by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 4, 2009

Vinegred 

1. a condition of the feet where they emit an odor of vinegar

2. sharp tonail in the shape of an ax

3. when a person parts their hair down the middle

My oh my, your bro has some vinegred feet

Vinegred by tilltheend123 July 10, 2011

lingered 

An undefined unit of time. Up to interpretation of the reader; length may vary.

can i get admin for 10 lingered
mihtjes
Minutes

lingered by iamcool90000000000000000000000 April 19, 2023