Vibrams

The ugliest "shoe" known to mankind. A boner killer when girls wear them. People who wear them are annoying about them because they want to believe they work. Really they just look like bums with smelly ass feet. Get some damn style!

I was gonna ask her out but she was wearing Vibrams in the gym, so that will never happen.

Vibrams by Realness360 May 10, 2014

Vibrasham 

noun Pronounced "vye-bray-sham"
The sensation of feeling your cellphone vibrate in your pocket when it is, in fact, not vibrating. Can be caused by muscle spasm or can be a totally phantom sensation.

Frank dug his hand into his pocket, pulling out his phone but, alas, it had not rung and he had only felt a vibrasham.

Vibrasham by Merriam-Webster-Soltan July 9, 2009

Vibram Whore 

A person who not only owns the Vibram Fivefingers but wears them constantly.

A Vibram Whore tells everybody they know (and don't know) about the Fivefingers obsessively.

Any time somebody mentions anything possibly related to footwear, the Vibram Whore will quickly jump in to mention the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers.

They can usually quote several studies offhand showing the benefits of running or walking barefoot.

Friend 1: Totally, man.. oh god. Here comes Colin.
Friend 2: He's such a Vibram Whore.
Colin: Hey, guys, want to hear the benefits of the Vibram Fivefingers?!
Friend 1 & 2: Christ..

Vibram Whore by A Vibram Whore Myself December 7, 2009

vibrasm 

When a woman has an orgasm from using her vibrator for extended periods of time.

Heather: "Damn girl, last night my new vibrator was so big I had a mind-blowing vibrasm!"
Caitlin:"you really need to get a man girl"

vibrasm by chris peaten August 6, 2008

Buenas Vibras 

Basically some hispanic way of sending good vibes to you... It's a good thing.

"Te deseo buenas vibras."

Buenas Vibras by chuchiwas December 25, 2012

vibraslap 

1) A percussion instrument that makes a unique rattling sound that was loosely patterned after a donkey's jawbone.
2) An act of assault with a sex toy.

"I gave your mom a vibraslap last night."
"How thoughtful of you! I know she'll love playing that in the community band."
"No I mean I grabbed her Hitachi Magic Wand and I was all like 'bippity boppity BITCHSLAP"

vibraslap by Weasel Dan September 22, 2015

Vibraslap 

1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.

2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!

*flicks switch on*

))))vibrations((((

"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"

Vibraslap by maXrUm December 12, 2004