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VanPersie 

"VanPersie" (verb): to single-handedly save the day.
E.g: 1)Hey you're lucky I totally VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
2) Dude, you would've been in deep shit had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!
VanPersie by Suhel GMZ November 20, 2011

Vandersex 

A cultural manner of dress where felt blazers meet unnecessary turtle necks, or cardigans meet extremely tight undershirts in a monochromatic style clash that is perfect for every business setting. Not complete without a minimum one roll at the bottom of every pair of pants. Paired beautifully with legacy hair styles and overly gaudy jewelry, namely leather dog collars, and fake expensive watches. Must be accompanied with a true sense of confidence the style is something to be admired and emulated. Is the modern power style, where you exude, Big Meeting Energy in every setting.
Employee: Does anyone know how we are supposed to dress for that big budget meeting next week. Supervisor: Ya definitely it’s Vandersex all the way, because Vandersex is so good. Employee: Is that in season right now? Supervisor: It’s always in season bitch.
Vandersex by UrbDick1979 November 19, 2021

vandersex 

kinky stuff when ur on a road trip in europe
Jackie loves to do Vandersex
vandersex by EROC July 19, 2004

robin van persie 

A Dutch, former arsenal striker who was their top scorer before leaving to Manchester united in 2012.
Robin Van Persie is a genius striker
robin van persie by cahill94 January 5, 2013

Robin van persie'd 

To be injured for a period of more than a few months, despite ironically starting to look like a class act. Generally applied to footballers.
"Did you see Jack Wilshere play for Arsenal in the pre-season friendlies?" "Didn't you hear? He's been Robin Van Persie'd. We won't see him again for six months."
Robin van persie'd by Matty78brown October 19, 2011

VanderLie 

Someone who seeks constant pity. Want people to feel sorry for their "terrible" life, but in reality they create their own problems, are attention whores, and habitual liars. Very bitter to be around.
She told me how her boyfriend was so ungrateful of her. Yet she cheated on him five different times the past summer with three different guys, and expects me to feel sorry. That girl ain't nothing but a VanderLie.
VanderLie by Phatho May 17, 2017