Vadering

The act of breathing heavily into a microphone, cell phone etc., without realizing it. Breathing is often heard when the microphone is too close to one's nostrils.

Hey Dave? You're vadering REALLY badly, dude. I'll have to either turn down the volume, or you need to pull that mic out of your nose...

Vadering by Marie "Creek" January 14, 2010

Vadering

Unknowingly breathing heavily (like Darth Vader) into the receiver during a conference call thus distracting or disturbing other callers.

Bob, is that you Vadering? I can't understand anything. Please mute!

Vadering by grp August 3, 2009

Vadering

Jumping in the air while somebody pretends to force choke you. Looks better if done with a low camera angle facing upwards.

Vadering:
Person A, holds their hand up as if force choking somebody.
Person B, jumps in the air and holds their hands around their throat as if being choked.

Vadering by Zansatsu86 May 15, 2013

Vadering

The act off shining a light on your penis, in a dark room to project the head of your penis on a wall. By doing this you will have the result of a "Darth Vader Helmet" on your wall.

Dude last night I was so hard so I started vadering on my wall. It was awesome

Vadering by Weekeleeks April 1, 2015

vadering the mic

In multiplayer gaming, to accidentally position a headset's microphone in such a way so that the player's breathing is heard loudly over the output. Taken from the similarity of the sound to Darth Vader's breathing apparatus.

Player 1: They're defending B base...
Player 2: sssshhhh...hoooo...sssshhhh...hoooo
Player 1: Hey man, you're kind of vadering the mic.

Player 2: Sorry dude, this better?

Player 2: ...
Player 1: Better man, thanks. So they're defending B base...

vadering the mic by Phlopsy April 11, 2016

Darth Vadering 

When you're nose is clogged so you have to breathe onto the guy's dick while giving head, resulting in the signature Darth Vader sound

My girl said she wasn't getting sick but she was Darth Vadering the entire time she was sucking on my dick

Darth Vadering by Honey Beeatch February 12, 2017

Darth Vadering 

Darth Vadering, or Darthing is the noise one makes when they fall asleep on the couch whilst others are watching television!

Ste: whats that noise?
Pete: Dude thats ur bro Darth Vadering on the Couch!

Darth Vadering by PeTePyE July 19, 2011