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Upbit, a two syllable word for the five worded phrase, "Shut the fuck up bitch". It is commonly used online to fool people into not knowing the actual definition, appropriate uses for this word are to, your teacher, parents, police, any type of higher authority is perfect, because they dont know what it means!
Teacher: "For homewrok today, you will have to do..."
Student: "UPBIT!"
Class:"hahahahah", "Get Wrecked"!
Upbit by That LHS Narwhal November 9, 2010
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Another name for that sick, twisted, phsycopath of a woman aka Umbridge in the Harry Potter series.
You know who's Umbitch?
Yeah! She should've died sooner than Voldemort.
umbitch by BisexualSimp November 11, 2020
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A word for pink obsessed rat also a good named to call a person you deeply hate
Hey its that annoying girl umbitch
Umbitch by Fred weasley whore December 29, 2020

unbitchify 

To become less of a bitch.
When I realized my father was a bitch I advised he take a class on how to unbitchify oneself.
unbitchify by Matthew827 January 29, 2014
A fucking bitch from Harry Potter. We hate her more than Voldemort himself. If you like her you are the dumbest human in this universe! ✨🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻✨ <——-(for Umbitch)
Umbitch is the worst.
Umbitch by Random-memer September 7, 2021
Noun. убитак. Douchebag in Bulgarian. See Douchebag.
Man look at that tool over there. What an ubitak (убитак).
ubitak by ubitak April 15, 2009

Uppity Bitch 

The kind of woman who only cares about herself and tries to punish other people when she is excluded from an event because no one wants her around. She is constanly yapping about how great she is and complaining about actual cool people.
Jack:Dude, i heard you dumped Stacy how come?
Michael:Because i found out she is a total uppity bitch.
Uppity Bitch by definitleymaybe November 10, 2011