Unikorn 

A dude who walks around in public with a visibly erect penis.

Oh my God! It looks like Mike is wearing sweatpants without underwear again, and he's turned on. What a unikorn!

Unikorn by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009

Unikorn 

It is when something or someone is Beyond Awesome. When awesome isnt enought to describe the word.

Wow this Chinese food is so total Unikorn, it blows my mind.

Unikorn by Mindy & Brandon November 3, 2009

Unikorn 

a delightfully eccentric woman who is also drop dead adorable

One of my favorite things to do is bonking to unikorns online, all night long.

Unikorn by Alley Cats October 26, 2011

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

unicorn fart in the wind by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome 

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome by VannerWriter November 20, 2011

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

Dick Battling Space Unicorn by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010

Unicorn 

Asian women.

Because they are so magically and majestically beautiful

That Samantha Lee is such a unicorn!

Unicorn by yborybor98 August 22, 2012