Typelexia 

n. a theoretical disorder associated with impairment of the ability to type like a normal human being. Some common occurances include inserting a space in the wrong place (1), using a captial letter unintentionally (2,3), releasing the shift key early when using punctuation (4), accidently inverting letters (5).

1) "Here isa n exampl eof typelexia!!"
2) "hEre is an example of typelexia!!"
3) "HEre is an example of typelexia!!"
4) "Here is an example of typelexia!1"
5) "Here si an exmapel of typelexia!!"

Typelexia by Brian Rooker January 2, 2007

typelexia 

A physical "abnormality" that causes us to type the same word wrong all the time. We know the correct spelling but we type the letters in the wrong order.

I suffer from typelexia and always type the word "item" as "tiem".

typelexia by Dennis P Ryan January 24, 2009

typelexia 

Dyslexia while typing.

Jack: uhh thats 0253
Jill: oops i meant 0235
Jack: got dyslexia?
Jill: no, typelexia.

typelexia by Auddie January 31, 2004

Typelexia 

Like dyslexia but except not being able to read, you can’t type.

“Did yuo do the hmomewkork”
“Dude I think you have typelexia”

Typelexia by diggity777 May 17, 2020

typelexia 

The impossibility to type real words, especially on Monday mornings. It also observable in other mornings after a party night, or late at night after a long day.

I can't type properly today. I must have a typelexia attack.

typelexia by patysassy September 14, 2020

typlexia 

"Typlexia is a rare, incurable disease whose scientific name is 'kebordium typlexia'.

This devastating condition causes its sufferers to misspell and mistype words which they know perfectly well how to spell. In a sense, typlexia is a little bit like a written form of Tourette's syndrome."

Note: The proper spelling for the word is typlexia; typelexia (notice the extra e) is defined as how a person suffering with typlexia might mis-type the disease.

Typelexia nervosa occurs in nearly half of all typlexia keybordium sufferrers. This variant is a mutation of the typlexia keyboridum disease which usually only strikes web developers and Instandt Messenger program users. When in a hurry, typlexia nervosa sufferers mis-type nearly ever common word imaginebale.

There is no known cuere for eeither variation of the disease, however htere are wasy to treat the symptoims.

typlexia by Angela Buraglia October 21, 2007

timelexia 

(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.

Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia

timelexia by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008