TwinDD 

TwinDD stands for ....And "That's Why I'll Never Do Drugs". TwinDD is a popular website where you can find pictures of drug addicts doing some of the craziest things you can imagine.

TwinDD can be used as an insult or simply to name a person walking down the street.

Carmen: Whoa, look at that TwinDD!

Owen: Wow, he looks kinda like your mom!

TwinDD by gingerblackpower June 17, 2010

twiddle stick 

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Fap by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

Twindemic

The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.

Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...

Twindemic by YAWA September 22, 2020

Twinadoes 

Twin toddlers. Describes the chaos and over all level of activity and destruction created by twins. Particularly twin boys.

It only took the Twinadoes 10 seconds to wreck the living room after it had been cleaned.

Twinadoes by Talk2Bill October 3, 2008

twiddling her twat 

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.

Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."

twiddling her twat by yup55555 October 25, 2011