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binge tweet 

a random marathon of twitter posts sparked by a feeling of being unloved or bored, often times as a commentary or rant about an event important to the writer but of no interest to anybody else.
jason was binge tweeting his kid's birthday party yesterday. i was so bored i actually read it all.
binge tweet by randombuffalo May 18, 2009

Banger Tweet 

A tweet of higher quality compared to most others, usually in comedic value and wording. Typically used as a compliment towards a tweet.
"@GuiltingYou posted ANOTHER banger tweet today"
Banger Tweet by WhereTheHellAmI October 19, 2020

Banger Tweet 

person 1: that's a banger Tweet
person 2; no that's @Ranboo
Banger Tweet by HerobrineKinnie420 October 11, 2020

Tweetfinger 

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.
What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!
Tweetfinger by ebabe February 10, 2010