Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.

Man my dad is such a turf goblin.

Turf Goblin by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020

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turdgoblin

A short fat chick that is as wide as she is tall.

That turdgoblin Jenny weighs 300lbs. but still can't go on the adult rides at the fair because shes not tall enough.

turdgoblin by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003

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